Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Week 1: Summary of events

First, your robot gif of the week.


Me... every morning



















So week 1 of my ASU BIRTH Lab internship has been quite swell. Large portions of the mornings were spent farting around on my computer and phone, waiting for my professor and graduate student amigos to show up for the day. But I can't blame them... mornings suck (as illustrated by soccer bot).

Anyways.

My first major project seems to be quite a far stretch from robots (and hence, much less related to micro-robots, or anything medical at that). I was tasked with building a highly complex structure, the exquisite form that modern engineers refer to as a table. Out of 80/20's, which by the way are "Erector sets for adults."

Hey building an aluminum table out of 80/20's isn't any simple business. There's plenty of measuring, designing, measuring, counting, remeasuring, ordering, remeasuring, reordering, you get the idea. Even over the course of one day, exactly what was expected of my table varied greatly. You could only imagine how much that design changed over the course of the week.

The basic purpose of said table, however, did remain constant. Our goal is to get a plate of salt water to swirl as we spin a magnet with a high-speed motor really close to the surface. Turns out high speed motors produce tons of vibrations. So when we mounted both to the table, the water got turbulent. Kind of hard to see any swirling if the surface is vibrating.

That's where the table comes in. With a separate table mounted on the ground, the vibrations produced by the motor will now be transmitted to the ground, instead of the table where the water sits. So with all the parts ordered, all I have to do is wait, and then build.

And I end with a very well-known cliche: it isn't the destination so much as it is the journey. And that is very true when trying to get to ASU in the morning. My fellow blogger Daniel and I have decided to carpool every morning of our internships. The first two days were spent braving the major freeways of the valley in rush hour traffic. After almost getting rear ended (multiple times), getting cut in front of, getting flipped off by a disabled man, and being chronically late, we have made the conclusion that rush hour is a no go for us fledgeling travellers. Even if I gain nothing else from these several weeks of internship, I'll be content knowing that I survived average Phoenix rush hour traffic.

Fun fact: ASU shuttles are the way to go. They're even double-deckers!

Full disclosure...

Now in all honesty until a few hours ago, I had forgotten about the existence of this entire site with my name on it. So if you will bear with me, I will give successive brief accounts (within the next few hours) regarding the past (relatively uneventful) two weeks.

But as narrating such uneventfulness is quite tiring/hungering, there will be multiple nap and snack breaks between each post. That way it will look like I was doing what I was supposed to be doing and posting at the end of each week, rather than saving up two week's worth of non-activity.

Alright fine, these last two weeks have been pretty eventful. I'm just a terrible slacker. Just let me sleep right now please.

Exhibit B: micro-robotic pill-pushers


Monday, February 20, 2017

Exhibit A: human pill-pusher


A brief introduction. Or if you will, my statement of purpose...

Let's keep it simple: this is an experiment on how quick I can get doctors unemployed. Kidding. But seriously, as robots are coming into every aspect of our lives, isn't it interesting to figure out what they can do medically?

The technology I'm speaking of is very much a reality (also, very much in its early stages). Nothing more than microscopic magnetic dust thrown into salt water. Oh, and did I mention it can also move with big, bulky specialized equipment? More on that later.

We have a long way to go, but I think our efforts have promises of a bright future. I mean if we can have vast armies of human pill-pushers (Exhibit A), what's to say that we can't have vast armies of microscopic robot pill-pushers (Exhibit B)?

I'll take magnetic dust any day. But that's just me.

The best part is that you can't see them, clad in their microscopic scary white coats and microscopic obnoxious head lamps. So here, I offer you three improvements to the medical system promised by micro-robotic medicine: efficiency, effectivity, and the eradication of latrophobia.

Dr. Robot is now ready to see you!